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If humans were reconstructed from nothing but bones, they would 100% give us fur. The idea of “hairless except for the top of the head where the hair is actually the longest in the entire animal kingdom” would never come up
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I genuinely think there was no greater insight into the modern Christian mindset than when the Pope said he very much hoped Hell was empty and he was absolutely hounded by both Catholics and Protestants outraged at the idea of a man who wanted a place of infinite suffering to have nobody in it.
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Please get vaccinated, you guys. I’m HIGHLY needle-phobic and I get my Covid booster shot every year at the same time I get my flu shot.
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In honor of infamous opponent to human rights Anita Bryant finally croaking, let’s remember that time Vincent Price told her to fuck off with that homophobic bullshit in an immaculately cultured, polite way. 🫡
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How 50 year old white women at the farmers market will be staring at you while you browse their husbands woodwork
their husband’s woodwork:
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